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| 01:35pm 13/07/2006 |
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mood:  bored music: "Lil' Stumpy" by Library Science
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Dude, I fuckin hate one-way streets! Whoever invented them should rot in hell. That's about all I have to say.
P.S. Why does being bored merit an emo fox? tHaT fUcKiNg PiSsEs mE oFf ToO! aRrGaRrGaRrGaRgHaRrG! Hmm, somehow the time it has taken me to write in rotating caps has made me somehow less pissed off...but I'm still mildly annoyed, goddammit! |
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| "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?" |
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| 10:23pm 04/05/2006 |
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mood:  amused music: "Virgo" by the Nat Adderley Sextet
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I stole this from a post from Nikki like a bigillion years ago. Proof that these things do not reveal anything except that people like me are suckers for wasting time.
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
Terrifyingly true answers and scary.
Will I get far in life?
Village of the Sun
How do my friends see me?:
Rock 'N Roll McDonald's
Where will i get married?:
Tous Les Mensonges Que Tu Mas Dit (I have no idea what this means because I do not speak French, so I will pretend that it means I'm going to get married in France)
What is my best friend's theme song?:
Not Even Jail
What is the story of my life?:
There Is Life Outside of Your Apartment
What is/was high school like?:
There She Goes Again
How can i get ahead in life?:
Jak Sie Masz, Kochanie (by being Japanese, obviously!)
What is the best thing about me?:
Dizzy ke peeche (Clearly that I like Hindi mash-ups)
How is today going to be?:
This World May Lose Its Motion
What is in store for this weekend?:
Chill Out Lounge (Perhaps this indicates a hookah lounge? Hookah's pretty chill Mmmmm....hooooooookah)
What song describes my parents?:
Graduation Day
My grandparents?:
Nature Boy
How is my life going?
Lovers [haha, this sounds like a type of obscure British slang, (insert Cockney accent here) "How is your life going today, Bob?" "Why it's just lovers, Fred, lovers!"]
What song will they play at my funeral?:
Dig Your Grave (Haha, perfect! This is the only one that actually works)
How does the world see me?:
Sommerbokken
Will I have a happy life?
For What It's Worth
What do my friends really think of me?:
Morning Song
Do people secretly lust after me?:
2000 Places (I will interpret this to mean that people lust after me in 2000 places. Yay!)
How can I make myself happy?:
Put the Book Back on the Shelf (Perhaps the book is written by Foucault? Because then I really would make myself happy by putting it back on the shelf)
What should I do with my life?:
T.V. Cowboy (Wyatt Urp) (This is the best career advice I have ever heard)
Will I ever have children?:
Morning Bell (If I do, they will look like Thom Yorke)
What is some good advice?:
Hot Dog Wolf
What is my signature dancing song?:
Fake Plastic Trees (Actually, this might be true. If you can actually dance to Radiohead, that is...I would really call that melodic swaying, actually)
What do I think my current theme song is?:
Salsa de Noche
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Schfifty Five (Schforteenteen, yeah!) |
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| Death and taxes |
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| 08:01pm 04/05/2006 |
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mood:  indescribable music: "The Illinois Enema Bandit" by Frank Zappa
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OK, so I'm browsing the internet today, when what do I find? Costco sells caskets. Yes, caskets. In between buying 64 containers of dishwashing soap and 100 rolls of toilet paper, you can plan for your own death! Yay! Although you should be forewarned that: "THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC OR OTHER EVIDENCE THAT ANY CASKET WITH A SEALING DEVICE WILL PRESERVE HUMAN REMAINS." Good to know. After viewing Costco's website, I was inspired to check out other funeral websites online. I stumbled upon Funeral Depot ("Where Overpaying Is Not Dignified"). In addition to disturbingly kitsch airbrushed urns, and the slightly alarming "art caskets", there are also "cultured urns" for members of the gay and lesbian community (pretty awesome if I don't say so myself). I also really want this raku urn, despite the fact that I don't have anyone to put in it. Perhaps I could just use it as a paperweight? |
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| I WILL STEAL YOUR BANANA AND TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!! |
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| 10:03am 02/02/2006 |
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mood:  creative music: "Moonpants" by Joe Aufricht
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Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 62%! |
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the
right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere.
Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive. |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 4% on survivalpoints |
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Alright, it's a new semester! Classes, classes, blah, blah, blah. I know this post fails, but I feel like updating so I am just going to fill up the rest of the space with the word PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM |
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| American Edit |
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| 08:19pm 13/12/2005 |
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mood: busy music: "Dr. Who on Holiday" by Dean Gray
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For lack of a better post, please support Gray Tuesday. Today, and ONLY TODAY, you can download Dean Gray's groovy remix of American Idiot. Warner Brothers would like to prevent you from doing so, but you're cooler than them, right? Damn right you are. Check it out at http://www.americanedit.org/home/ae/. Also finals suck, blah de blah blah. |
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| I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich |
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| 08:19pm 27/11/2005 |
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mood:  bouncy music: "Heights" by Matisyahu
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Carolyn will do anything to avoid doing Italian, even possibly asplode.
Wooo-hoo, Thanksgiving! My mom and I spent a good deal of it riding around without a front bumper because of silly unmarked turn lanes and we felt pretty bad-ass (trust me, there's a reason bumpers go in front of your car and not in your front seat). Also, I discovered that Arrested Development is possibly the coolest show ever and Segways are funny in any situation, especially when Kodak buys 20 of them for hapless employees to ride up and down Union Street promoting wireless cameras. Finally, Matisyahu is cool because he's an Hasidic Jewish reggae rap star, and, I'm sorry, but you just have to respect that. |
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| I WANTED TO BE BRUTUS THE UTERUS! |
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| 01:29pm 09/11/2005 |
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mood:  awake music: "Lush Life" by John Coltrane
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"But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment." |
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| As If I haven't done enough of these friggen things... |
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| 12:52pm 09/11/2005 |
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mood: quixotic music: "I Could Be Dreaming" by Belle and Sebastian
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It's official, I have no purpose in life. Stolen from Karen's Xanga...
10 Years Ago
~I was a narrator in the 4th grade production of Oklahoma
~I had just moved to Edmond
~I was in Miss Bell's class
~I HATED Math class
~I wrote bad Sabrina the Teenage Witch fanfics
5 Years Ago
~I joined the Philosophy Club
~I was in Mrs. Rader's English class, I read the Poisonwood Bible and did a project on it
~I went to homecoming dressed in street clothes
~I did a lot of shopping at Hot Topic
~I had a pretty huge crush on one of my best friends
1 Year Ago
~Spent a lot of time with different groups of people, a freshman phenomenon I like to call "friend shopping"
~Had a kick ass time in Writing 50
~HATED BIO
~Went to Yaoi-Con with Dawn (feel free to laugh)
~Went to Long Tall Glasses and moshed in the pouring rain
Yesterday
~Went to Anthro class and everyone left cause the professor was having a baby
~Went to snack with Karen
~Took assorted Routt residents to 21 Choices
~Talked about garbage in Field Methods
~Voted! Alright, PROP 73 LOST!
5 Songs I know all the Words to
~ Idioteque - Radiohead
~ Do You Know - Saul Williams
~ The Bachelor and the Bride - The Decemberists
~ Hey Ya- Outkast
~ Beach Song- Speechwriters LLC
5 Snacks I Love
~Lindt chocolate balls
~French bread
~Blow Pops
~Exotic cheeses
~That crispy Greek flat bread
5 things that make me happy
~NOT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING
~Indian food
~Pie
~Spending a day in the city (DC or LA)
~Concerts
5 fictional people I would like to date
~Tyler Durden
~Ned Plimpton/Kingsley Zissou
~Sick Boy from Trainspotting
~Joel Barish from Eternal Sunshine
~Fox Mulder (sorry, this one was obligatory)
Favorite T.V. Shows
~Six Feet Under
~Sealab 2021
~Home Movies
~Forensic Files
~Futurama |
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| Possums |
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| 10:45pm 03/11/2005 |
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mood: complacent music: "She Ionizes and Atomizes" by Modest Mouse
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Whoa, I stole it from Briana!
Also, this one's been floating around for a while, but I keep forgetting to do it:
5 All-Time Favorite Albums
1. Radiohead - Kid A
2. Saul Williams- Amethyst Rock Star
3. Radiohead - OK Computer
4. John Coltrane - Blues Train
5. Squarepusher - Budakan Mindphone
(also Jimi Hendrix - Are You Experienced?)
5 All-Time Favorite Songs
1. Radiohead - Idioteque
2. Saul Williams - Wine
3. The Decemberists - The Bachelor and the Bride
4. aphilas - lifelong fiction
5. Neutral Milk Hotel- In The Aeroplane Over the Sea
5 Albums I'm into Now
1. Belle and Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister
2. The Decemberists - Castaways and Cutouts
3. Beck - Guero
4. Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over the Sea
5. Louis XIV - The Best Little Secrets Are Kept
5 Songs I'm into Now
1. Belle and Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister
2. The Shins - Pink Bullets
3. Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
4. Death in Vegas - Scorpio Rising
5. Beck - Hell Yes |
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| All the girls in the back say HEEEYYYYYYY! |
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| 01:45pm 02/11/2005 |
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mood: busy music: "Do the Food" by the Nourishment
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FUCK THE TWIST, DO THE FOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I am clearly not in touch with the vulnerable, isolated Goths of my generation:
Man you suck I tried to make these questions
obbious you should take my blonde test
Do you know what a goth is thinking ?
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I'm sorry that I fail at the obbious, but I bet there's got to be some poor, misguided Goth somewhere brooding about "scilence" and "icelation", even if you don't think so, Miss Blonde-y Pants. |
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| 04:22pm 01/11/2005 |
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mood: calm music: Kathleen's Empire Jazz Record
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Fucking record player...YEAH! Also, stole this from Karen
10 Firsts:
First Best Friend(s): Angel Watson in first grade
First Screen Name: cadgirl911
First Kiss: Lester, junior year of high school
First Pet: Either my first goldfishes, Ariel and Belle, or my annoying cat, Chloe
First Piercing: My ears. I was in 5th grade, I think
First Crush: I think it was Mario in Kindergarten, although I didn't think of it as a real crush at the time. He gave me a stuffed bear that said I Love You!
First Music: Well, I listened to tapes as a kid, but my first CDs were "Pieces of You" by Jewel and "Jagged Little Pill" by Alanis Morrisette, alarmingly enough
First Car: My Odessey. I can honestly say that I think it was more kick-ass to drive a mini-van than it is to drive a hybrid. I have so many fond memories of that car
First love: Erm...I dunno what you consider "love", let me just say that my first boyfriend was Tommy in 7th grade. We ice-skated together. T'was cute
First stuffed animal: I had a shit-load, but my favorite was always "Bunny". I took that goddamned thing everywhere until the cleaning staff lost it during a hospital stay
9 Lasts:
Last Cigarette: At the September CSTU party. First cigarette as well
Last Alcoholic drink: Last Saturday, it was a rum and coke that I went way too heavy on the rum with. We need more Baileys
Last Car Ride: Went to Target and Vons on Saturday. How exciting
Last Kiss: This morning
Last Movie Seen: Saw
Last Phone Call: 30 minutes ago. Johanna in Leesburg
Last CD Played: A Putamayo one. "Mississippi Blues"
Last bubble bath: A couple of days before I left for school this summer. I wish we could do them here
Last time you cried: A couple weeks ago, I think
8 Have You Evers:
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: No, not really. I guess Justin has become one though
Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes.
Have You Ever Been on TV: Yeah, at some convention as a kid
Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Then Regretted it: Yeah, not terribly though
Have You Ever had a Dream About Someone You Knew: Whenever I have a dream, it's usually about someone I know
Have You Ever played in the middle of a hurricane: Not the middle, exactly, but I have in the pre-hurricane madness
7 career paths you've considered:
1. Forenisic Pathologist
2. Poet
3. Child Psychologist
4. Forensic Psychologist
5. Forensic Anthropologist
6. Pediatrician
7. Writer
6 Things You've Done Today:
1. Got up and walked back from Mudd
2. Went to Italian and Abnormal Psych.
3. Went to lunch
4. Went to Intro. to Sociocult. Anth. and Fieldmethods
5. Hooked up my record player
6. Basked in the glory that is old records
5 favorite things In NO Order:
1. Listening to any type of music
2. Exotic cheeses
3. Indian food
4. Rain
5. Writing poetry
3 Choices:
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Cold
3. Chocolate or vanilla: Depends on the type of chocolate
2 Things You Want to Do Before you Die:
1. Learn to play the accordian
2. Adopt a child
1 thing you regret:
1. Being a douche at any point in time at which I was one |
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| 02:51pm 28/10/2005 |
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mood: amused music: "Darklands" by the Jesus and Mary Chain
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DUUUDDEEE, I found a song on my iTunes today that I didn't put there. To make matters worse it was called Carolyn's Booty and included the lyrics: I got a glimpse of Carolyn's booty/As she was making her way from the bathroom into my beeeeedddroooom and then something about the male anatomy. This is the best thing ever. Maybe I put it on there in a trance? I can't believe I never noticed it was there before. |
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| Halloween is sad, dammit! |
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| 08:01pm 26/10/2005 |
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mood: complacent music: "Animals Like the Pop" by Harry Winkler
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WOOOOAAAH, post for the sakkkeee ooofff poooooosssttt. Italian totally ate my weekend and left no tasty morsels left for Halloween celebration. I am sad. Does anyone know if there's stuff going on Monday night? |
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| Hey, everyone else was doing it! |
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| 08:19pm 10/10/2005 |
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mood: busy music: "Blowin in the Wind" by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
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Yoinked from Kathleen/pretty much everyone else. Kinda like googlism.com, but not exactly...
Google "(your name) needs" and see what comes up:
Carolyn needs good food
Carolyn needs a rock boy
Carolyn needs to take care of him a little more in the bedroom and maybe she
wouldn't have to worry so much about him
Carolyn needs to be fed or hates women
Carolyn needs to eat a cookie
Also, my birthday was great, thanks a ton guys!
-Carolyn "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COOKIE DAMMIT!" Davis |
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| 08:23pm 02/10/2005 |
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mood:  okay music: "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon" by Georgia
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I just listened to "I Don't Want To Live on the Moon" and it made me cry. Does anyone else remember this song from Sesame Street? For some reason, it struck me as the saddest thing when I was a kid and it still does. Oh well.
Also, apperantly I'm gay....which is OK by me! (Sunshine Bear is a sexy motherfucker!)
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Also, I seem to be failing Italian (I unwittingly gave my teacher a paper on Friday that said "Fuck Italian" all over it)but I just don't give a fuck anymore! |
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| 10:05pm 26/09/2005 |
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mood: sore music: "Talk Show Host" by Radiohead
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Kathleen threw calcium at me, OUCH. Also:
ppl hate you cause your awesome and thay want to be
like you but are just afrade of what other ppl
will think... !!stay awesome dude !!!
why dont ppl like you?
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Although I kinda wanted this:
ppl hate you caus you really are evil you only
think about your elf so get over it !!!! your
so not cool as you might put it and get ack in
touch with non "cool people " it
might do you some good .......altho you might
have to touch them ohh wellll
why dont ppl like you?
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"We sure are cute for two ugly people" |
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| 11:47am 23/09/2005 |
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mood:  confused music: "Motorcycle Drive-By" by Third Eye Blind
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Dear Natalie,
Someone strange person came into my room and peed on my stuff at 5AM. SERIOUSLY. I'm rather weirded out. Please come see me.
Karen
Weirdest college incident EVER. |
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| Viva Socialism! |
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| 05:35pm 22/09/2005 |
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mood: bouncy music: "Technologic" by Daft Punk
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Whoa, check it out! What the hell is livejournal for, if not useless crap surveys!
You are a
Social Liberal
(80% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(13% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Socialist
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid |
TAKE THAT YOU COMMIE BASTARDS! |
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